motorcycle insurance
i was visiting with an old friend yesterday (i think it was yesterday anyway, by the end of the week my brain seems to be a melted pile of gelatinous ooze) and she told me her husband wanted to know if i still had my motorcycle. i told her that no, unfortunately, i got rid of it a couple of years ago because crotch rocket insurance rates are so cotton pickin’ high once you get a speeding ticket or two. my rates were actually quite reasonable until i felt the “need for speed” to see just how fast I could drive the thing.